Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Tuesday Already? Another Annoying Email from Rob Re: Tuesday Trivia Tonight at the Lighthouse! 7:30

Hello All,

Trivia.
Tonight.
Tuesday.
7:30 pm.

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League play goes for 12 weeks, but only your top 6 scores will count for finals.
Show up and play as normal but make sure you sign up, either with me, or on the LastCallUSA Website.
You can play as much as you want, but only your top 6 scores will count for finals.
Top teams (from ALL LastCallUSA sites) will compete in the Finals on Dec. 8.
TOP PRIZE is for the $1000 (I did the math, and it turns out that you could afford to buy MORE THAN 18 THINGS FROM 5 BELOW!)
(Remember you can only have 6 players per team during league play.)
Begin Date: August 26th
Final Week: November 11th
Finals: Saturday, December 8th at Noon (location TBA)

(Have you enrolled already, but have a question about your score?  Check with me tonight, and I'll review the scores I have sent in!)
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A member of the Basketball Hall of Fame, and the most successful eponymic shoe salesman of all time, who is the man responsible for sales of over 1.2 BILLION shoes?   (Also - he was never paid a commission for this heroic work!)
Tell me his name IN PERSON, after 7pm, for a cheesy prize.
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LIGHTHOUSE INFO!
Become a fan of The Lighthouse and The Olde Harbor Inn on Facebook.

Info on the Portage Lakes Beer Tour – We are in the middle of Week 2!  THERE IS STILL TIME!
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GET A CLUE!
Go check the Last Call USA website for your weekly hint.
It's okay, we'll wait.

You won't have to squint to see the clue.
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
You receive this email from me because at least one of the following list of things is true.
You:
* Have come to a Tuesday Trivia at The Lighthouse Bar and Grill and signed up for my emails.
* Have a friend or enemy who came to Tuesday Trivia at The Lighthouse Bar and Grill who chickened out, and put down YOUR email instead of their own.
* Are unlucky to know me OUTSIDE of Trivia, and are someone I think may actually be interested in these.
* Are related to me – either by blood or by marriage.  If the former, then “Hi Mom!”  If the later, then may God have mercy on your soul.
* Work for LastCallUsa, The Lighthouse Bar & Grill, The Olde Harbor Inn, or associated entity.
OR you
* Have an email address that may be close to someone else who meets the conditions above, and I completely mistyped.


Want to get OFF the list?  Respond to this with “ANGERBALLSOFRAGEROB! STOP SENDING THESE STUPID $#!+ING EMAILS TO ME!” and I will do so.


rob


so tired.

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